October 4, 2011
Oh, fuck me, I’ve spent an evening listening to Atheists and Christians fighting on Reddit. Here comes the angry…
h00t.com is exactly what the title describes: my perspective. Beyond that, it's probable that it will amuse you, since it amuses me; however this is no guarantee that it will. In the event that you disagree with me,
please feel free to contact me at...on second thought, don't contact me. Don't think about me, don't Google me. Just sit back and shut the fuck up.
May 2, 2011
CNN posted a story about the death and disposal of Bin Laden…if you enjoy strokes, go read the comments. The contents of this post are very sparse, and you should only read it if you don’t believe the CNN story.
February 2, 2011
Everything about this game is gratuitous, therefore so must be the title…and most of the post. If you don’t feel like reading, feel free to just skip to the pre-ordering of Duke Nukem Forever
November 20, 2010
I really should submit this to Man Vs. Food… In the meantime, you should definitely try it out if you have the means and the balls. You should probably make sure you also have the colon and a good medical plan as well.
October 3, 2010
Not for the easily-offended smoker…or maybe it is. Disclaimer enclosed.
September 21, 2010
Take your zombie to the bar, to dinner, anywhere you need more happiness in your life…just don’t let him/her nibble on your ear.
September 14, 2010
Some people are born ugly, some become that way through some horrible twist of fate, and some simply work very, very hard at it.
September 12, 2010
NUTS (Nuisance Understanding and Thwarting System) component on 3 of the most common forms of douchebags and how to identify them in everyday life. WARNING: you or someone you affiliate with may fall into this category.
August 25, 2010
He’s adorable, but sweet thundering Jesus is he ever maddening.
August 17, 2010
Based on the infamous quote from the late George Carlin, the Asshole calculator is the first addition to my repertoire of tools to identify and thwart nuisances.