Tip: Letting your kid scream on the public bus is not good parenting, it's fucking ignorant. Shut that kid up.
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Much like whether or not I was actually working on the Duke Nukem Forever review, not one of us in this world knows whether or not there is a God.  Unfortunately, every side in this “debate” seems to think that they do know, and it’s frustrating beyond words.  Arguing whether or not there is a God is pretty much the same as you and I sitting down and arguing about the colour of shoes stowed under the bed of an “alien” (hate this word) on some undiscovered planet in a solar system completely unreachable by us; a.k.a fucking futile and above all else, arrogant.  There is no way to prove or disprove this, and we would be faced with many possibilities:

  • There is no solar system/planet/alien/bed/shoes
  • The shoes are in fact sandals
  • The shoes are a colour we cannot describe
  • INSERT A MILLION OTHER POSSIBILITIES

Since there is no possible proof of any of the above or anything else your mind can conjure, it is IMPOSSIBLE to say that anyone is in fact wrong.  It is nearly impossible to even state that someone is being ridiculous; for all we know, the alien may be using a couple of small moons for shoes and be the size of Earth…or some other shitty possibility.

Anyhow, getting away from the giant alien with poor style choices, this debate needs to stop.  More importantly, everyone needs to shut the fuck up.  I have prepared a special image dedicated to the matter:

It has become fashionable to claim to be an Atheist…good for you!  I need to point out that going on about how stupid people are for believing in God and an afterlife is no better than being a believer.  In fact, I have met more people who claim that there is definitely no God or afterlife than people who say “I believe there is, but I don’t know”.  Many Atheists need to check themselves, there’s a difference between having a belief and being a complete cocksucker (which many of you have managed, by the way).

I am not a “Jesus freak”, before anyone accuses me.  What I believe doesn’t matter, the same way what you believe doesn’t matter.    That is exactly why everyone should just take a deep breath…and hold it for a while.  Just shut the fuck up.  With all due respect.

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